Yesterday I called our doctor's office to pay a bill. Jonathan was sitting on my lap. After I rattle off the account number that needed to be paid our conversation went like this:
Operator: I see this is for David?
Me: I think you mean Jonathan?
Operator: Oh! I see he has multiple names.
Me: Can you tell me if we owe more on this account?
Operator: I can't tell you that without the patient's consent.
Me: A 9 month old can't really give you consent.
Operator: Oh! So he can't. Well maybe he can say goo-goo gah-gah?
Jonathan: GAH!
Operator: That works for me!
